

The VelociPastor
dir. Brendan Steere · 2018
Embracing one's unique and unexpected abilities can lead to personal growth and the pursuit of justice.
"The VelociPastor" is a wildly imaginative romp that combines faith, absurdity, and dinosaur transformation in an unconventional action-horror-comedy. With its quirky charm and unapologetic silliness, it invites viewers to embrace the ridiculousness of life while exploring themes of redemption and moral ambiguity.
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Talking points
- the intersection of faith and absurdity
- subverting genre conventions
- the role of humor in dark themes
- independent film production challenges








